This Ham is NOT Burned!

I have the sweetest husband in the world; he makes me breakfast every Friday morning. This was our conversation today, before I left for work:

Me: “I smell something burning.”

Frank: “Nothing burned, your breakfast is so perfect.”

Me: “No really, I smell something burned.”

Frank, “Nothing burned!!!”

Me: “Are you sure?”

Frankers: (a bit disgusted and more than a little wounded) “I said, nothing burned!”

Dear Readers:  …pics below

I just received a text from Frankers:  “you just couldn’t let the burned thing go could you”.